Puff, The Kosher Dragon

These lyrics based on "Puff the magic dragon" are a Jewish version, in which Puff eats pork, and is told off.

This raises the question of whether Puff could have responded to the telling off, by devouring the Rabbi. Possibly, the dragon didn't because Rabbis and other people aren't kosher.

Kosher Dragon Sins

Puff the Kosher Dragon,
lived in Palestine
and frolicked in the Synagogue
and drank Mogen David Wine

Good Rabbi Friedman,
loved that rascal Puff
and fed him lots of matzoh balls
and other Jewish stuff.

Then one day it happened,
Puff went and ate some pork,
so good Rabbi Friedman
took away that dragon's fork.

He told that naughty Puff
that dragons don't each such meat
that come from little piggies
with their dirty little feet.

Good Rabbi Friedman,
loved that rascal Puff
and fed him lots of matzoh balls
and other Jewish stuff.

Puff became bar mitzvahed
Put on tefillin every day.
Wrapped up in his tallis, oh
That's the way he'd pray.

He said bracha before eating,
He bentsched after every meal.
Imagine how religious
It made that dragon feel.

Good Rabbi Friedman,
loved that rascal Puff
and fed him lots of matzoh balls
and other Jewish stuff.